Sailor Salute Pose
(this is what I think the photo REALLY says: I've never been in the military, but I've watched enough movies to know this is a pose when done sexy, guys get a quick hard on provided I pucker up the lips! What guy can resist a girl that takes orders!?)
Ok, I have to admit I've seen some pretty funny websites, but ASIANPOSES.COM has to be by far the funniest one I've seen in a VERY long time. It's exactly what you think - a blog dissecting and putting on blast the many different custy poses imitated by Asians that you've come to love and hate.
Whether it be the "peace/victory sign" to the "let's blow a seductive fake air kiss" to the camera, I am shamed to say that I have been guilty of imitating a pose or two myself. Hey, i thought it was cool, cute or funny at one idiotic time. Now seeing these pictures has shed some light. Not sure it's cute, but it's definately funny as hell. Hopefully no one takes them serious, but if you do don't forget that you may find yourself posed perfectly on the site.
Don't deny or hate it....it's damn true! Check out the site ASIANPOSES.COM, it'll crack you up!
Blowing Kisses
(this is what this picture really says: I don't love you, but I'll pretend I love you by blowing you pretend kisses that you can catch in the air like a true stud. Think about it - I'd rather blow you a FAKE kiss than give you a real kiss. Isn't it cute? Feel special, feel really special, ha.)
I'm sad
(this is what I think the photo is really saying: I'm bloated. If I blow air in my mouth I will resist putting that cupcake in my mouth that I so desparately want instead of damn air. The things I have to do to stay lean and mean. I'm really sad.)
I'm confused
(this is what I think the photo is really saying: Damn, did I change my underwear today? I'm so confused and forgetful. Maybe if I look confused people will think I'm a confused cute klutz. So wait, did I change my underwear...)
